La Banquise

The Rating:

2 Fat Buddhas: A wide selection of good poutine

Cheap and generous servings

The Review:

Amid looks of shock and horror at the amount of time we had spent in Montreal without visiting La Banquise, our friends directed us to this popular resto in answer to our question "So, where should we go for poutine?". La Banquise was the unanimous reply for the best poutine in Montreal.

Some of our readers (if, indeed, there are any readers at all) will not know what poutine is, so let us start with a brief description. It is a comfort food, a Quebec tradition, and reasonably unhealthy. Take one serve fries, add fresh cheese curds, top with gravy. Fairly simple, and our Australian friends will say "Hey, that's just chips and gravy with some cheese thrown in". Too true. Those from Adelaide will be asking "Yes, but how does it compare with a BBQ AB?".

La Banquise is a bright and cheery place tucked away next to Parc La Fontaine on Rachel. A Yellow facade and ornate logo open into a smallish restaurant that is a cross between a fish'n'chip takeaway and a diner. Some good music is in the air as hip, bohemian waiting staff lead you to artistically laquered tables. The place is open 24 hours and appears to be always busy.

Poutine is the order of the day, and there is a range of some 20-plus varieties to choose from, as well as a selection of burgers, sandwiches, and hot dogs, but to be honest, we're here for poutine. The classic poutine should be had for any first-time poutiner, as it demonstrates all the hallmarks of good poutine: crisp, fresh fries, chewy and tasty cheese curds, and the right amount of suitably tasty gravy. The regular size is enough for most, the large is for hungry people who can put it away. Prices are reasonable, with regular sizes ranging from $6 to $9 or so, and larges $8 to $12 or so.

Some would argue that adding any more to this combination is an abomination on the good name of poutine. Some would argue that poutine has no good name to begin with. To those people I say "Bah humbug". La Banquise does a good job of adding to poutine, but I think it is down to the eater to choose wisely. I, for one, would avoid the chicken and peas, but I applaud the bacon, the mushroom, the sausage, bacon, and onion (which was like a hot dog with the lot and fries, all on one plate), and, on a cold day, the kamikaze—a mix of hot sausage, chillis, and tobasco that had only a mild tingle of warmth to my palate. I think my preference is towards the simpler poutines, less crowded by add-ons on top.

So we've added it to our gourmand's tour of Montreal for visiting friends—now it's Fairmount Bagels for 24-hour, delicious bagelly goodness, Schwartz's for the best smoked meat in town in an unforgettable atmosphere, and now La Banquise for the best poutine at any time of day (and let's face it, poutine is, by definition, a late-night, rather drunken stomach filler).

http://www.restolabanquise.com/
994 Rachel Est, Plateau
No credit cards

Meatmarket

The Rating:

2 Fat Buddhas: Interesting, generous, delicious sandwiches

A good price for a great sandwich

The Review:

On another lunchtime jaunt, we wandered up to this cute little eatery in the Plateau, ironically enough, suggested to us by a vegan friend. The place is small but not cramped, with a clean modern finish, and a selection of local artwork on the walls available for sale. We'd taken advantage of sending an advance party who had placed our orders for us, so the service was very quick—in fact, we even required a hurry-up call, as the service was faster than we were.

The lunchtime menu has quite an interesting selection of sandwiches, although rumour has it that the burger is award-winning. We were disappointed to find out burgers are on the evening menu only. Nevertheless, the sandwiches, as well as being intriguingly named, offer a good selection of meaty and vegetarian, each with a tasty combination of fresh ingredients.

The sandwiches were a very generous size, and bursting with fillings. They were accompanied by a serve of shoestring fries—both normal and sweet potatoes. Very well done indeed. The sandwiches had the perfect combination of flavours, and were fresh and tasty.

Best of all, the sandwiches are well priced at under $10. This is a place I recommend for lunches, and will certainly be going back to try again in the evening to test out the burgers, and maybe even hit the wine and cocktail lists.

http://www.meatmarketfood.com
4415 Blvd. Saint-Laurent, Plateau

Coco Rico

Our Rating:

2 Fat Buddhas: Tasty rotisserie chicken and ribs on the run

A filling plate of meat and potatoes for under $10

The Review:

With a gruelling night of music at Osheaga ahead, we decided to grab a quick bite to eat on the way at the recommended Coco Rico on St Laurent. It's a bright, little place on the corner with Napolean, the front windows filled with the large rotisserie ovens stacked with chickens. There's a simple service counter along one side, and a bar with stools running along the mirrored wall opposite.

We were greeted by a cheery face behind the glass counter front, which made it terribly difficult for either of us to hear what the other was saying. For a good sampling of the fare we ordered the chicken and ribs combo, the roast pork will have to wait for another night. A good pile of roast potatoes, a quarter of a chicken, and couple of meaty pork ribs definitely filled the plate out. We settled in on a couple of stools, watching the passing crowd come for their dose of chicken at the counter.

Where to begin? Potato first... Not too bad, well cooked, chilli dusting. Nice. Then into the chicken. The tender, succulent meat was no match for my plastic cutlery, although the foam plate did suffer at my unwieldy hacking. The chicken almost fell apart with my prying, leaving me with a collection of juicy meat. Quite flavoursome. Unlike many other rotisserie chickens, this did not have that greasy mouthfeel, or leave a pool of oil on the plate. This I attribute to the amount of fat that comes showering off the chickens in the rotisserie—if you sit in the right spot as the sun is setting, it shines through the glistening diamonds of fat like a sparkling waterfall in the rotisserie. Quite impressive.

Onto one of the meaty rib duo next. Again, tender enough to yield to my plastic cutlery, although much easier to tackle hands-on. Also quite juicy and delicious, with a good coating of sauce. Again, not oily or greasy, but certainly not dry.

Belly full of meat and potatoes, washed down with a can of drink, set me back just over $11 all up. A satisfying, quick, meaty meal. I may not recommend the venue or the menu for a romantic date or business dinner, but if you're after a quick and tasty meal (or some roast chickens, ribs, or potatoes to take home), I'd give this place a whirl. I think we'll be heading back when we're in the area before (or after) a night out.


3907 Blvd St Laurent, Plateau

Fuschia Epicerie Fleur

The Rating:

2 Fat Buddhas: Delicious, interesting, and healthy!
A cheap, all-inclusive meal that's good value for money

Our Review:

A coworker lead us for lunch to this cute little café that specialises in vegetarian meals, with a good dose of flowers in and around the food. Sounded interesting. On the quiet corner of Duluth and Coloniale, this is a small shop with just 3 tables, where we were welcomed by a lovely white dog spreadeagled on her back in the middle of the shop. The tables altogether seat probably 16 people max, and while we were there we saw a number being sadly turned away. Small groups can share, but our work group lorded over an entire table.

We welcomed the set menu of the day—two dishes and a drink—at a healthy $10. It changes daily, hence being "of the day", but is always vegetarian, often vegan, and also normally gluten-free for any people with coeliac out there. A friendly waitress saw us comfortably seated, and plied us with water, which had a faint aroma and taste of what we determined to be honeysuckle. Did I mention that everything has flowers in it? The salt was laced with what I thought to be rosemary and jasmine, and our menu of the day was an asian noodle salad (pansies), tropical fruit salad (orange blossom), and jasmine iced tea.

The salad was fresh and delicious. Lots of fresh herbs, red cabbage, bean sprouts, carrots, rice noodles, with a peanutty, asian-inspired dressing. And pansies. A decent serving that was remarkably satisfying for a salad. The drink was refreshing, obviously made fresh, and not overpoweringly jasminey. Dessert fruit salad was simple, garnished with black sesame seeds, and fresh.

I followed up with a selection of cookies; this place doubles as a mini-bakery, putting out fresh batches of cookies and cakes, which obviously change every day, since the waitress has to wait to see what emerges from the kitchen before she can write the options on the board. They had 3 types out when we visited, conveniently enough for the $2 per 3 cookie price, so a sample of each was in order. Macaroon with jasmine and chocolate: crunchy and chewy macaroon, as it should be, with a small molten chocolate centre, but not much in the way of jasmine; Rose cookies: a soft and buttery cookie sprinkled with crystal sugar and rose petal pieces, again, the flower flavour doesn't come through; Chocolate and violet: delicious, rich chocolate flavour, but not so much violet. So good cookies, but not strong on the flower flavours (but maybe that's a good thing).

This is a cute and friendly shop, where one can relax and spend some time. The set menu lunch, at $10 including taxes, is delicious, fresh, and great value. A nice spot for lunch or a quick snack in the afternoon. I think we'll go back to this one again.

http://www.epiceriefleur.com/
4050 Coloniale, Montreal (cnr Duluth)
Closed Sunday and Monday

Ye Olde Orchard (Prince Arthur)

Our Rating:

2 Buddhas: Good food, good service, nice atmosphere
Cheapo!

The Review:
Ever since this latest chapter of Ye Olde Orchard opened 20 metres from Michael's work in March, he, and a lot of his colleagues, have been regular visitors for a weekly 5 à 7 after-works drinks (to the point where Michael can now just order his "usual"). In addition to a good selection of local and imported beers at reasonable prices, there is also a broad menu of typical pub foods ranging from wings to burgers to salads to curries. There is nominally a British-type theme to the place (Irish music, staff in kilts, Scotch bottles on display, Premier League football on TV), but the food is actually decent, so the theme falls down a little there.

This newest addition to the fleet of YOOs is conveniently on Prince Arthur Ave, right next to Blvd St Laurent, and, as mentioned, literally a hop, skip, and a jump from Michael's work (as proven one night after the 5 à 7). Good location. The interior is what a pub should look like. Clean, reasonably well lit, wooden tables, stone walls, and waitresses in short kilts. There are, unfortunately, in my book, too many TVs in the place, so no matter where you look, you get distracted. It's seems a global phenomenon that when there is a TV in a bar, one tends to watch it rather than socialise, no matter how boring the show. Let's face it, it's usually golf or ads, and surely our bar companions are more interesting than that. That aside, the staff are friendly and attentive, the music at a pleasant volume (with a good selection of British/Irish music), and the seats comfortable.

So, onto the food. There are a number of choices in each section of the menu, and nearly all the choices made so far have been met with satisfaction. The sweet potato fries (with curry mayo if desired) is quite popular, but I find them a little limp. The home fries are, however, crisp and good, and cut nice and thick, as they should be. The soups seem to be popular, but nothing overly exciting, and we've never tried them. Same goes for the wings. Winners on the menu are the selection of burgers ($9–$15). Good-sized, tasty, not full of fat. The selection of pies is also quite good, although I always question the definition of a small baking dish covered in pastry as a pie (~$10–$12). Surely a pie should have crust on the bottom as well? Either way they have so far been meaty (real chunks of meat), hot, and delicious.

But to be honest, you don't really go to the pub to eat, normally. But if you're in the neighbourhood, and looking for a quick, reasonably-priced meal with a beer to match, this is the place to go. It's a good local to have.

We're regulars here. Normally for drinks, but for food as well when the time is right.

20 Prince Arthur Ave Ouest
http://www.yeoldeorchard.com/
Other locations on Monkland in NDG, and Montagne in Centre-Ville are similarly good by reputation.

Thai Grill

Our Rating:

1 Buddha: Mediocre food with terrible service

Overpriced for what you get

The Review:
The location is easy to get to on St Laurent and Laurier, and the restaurant decor certainly transports you to a stereotypical Thailand vista with the use of Thai Gods and Goddess statues, and a rather unusual use of fountains in the washrooms! The atmosphere was good, even if you did feel a little like you were in a Thai brothel (not that I've been in one, but all the red, the dull lighting, and the ornate partitions fits with my impressions of Thai brothels). Maybe the brothels aren't quite so fancy.

We went in wanting to catch a quick bite before heading to one of the comedy festival shows.
We expected that the appetisers we ordered with a glass of wine wouldn't take too long to prepare (can you see where this is going already?). There were some impressive dramatics by who we assume to be the head waiter, in just laying plates on the table, but even that was not enough to keep us entertained whilst we waited for half an hour before our drinks were delivered. Half an hour to get 2 glasses of wine. Nice glasses, mind you, but very thirsty by that stage. Then, we pressed the urgency of our timeframe upon our flamboyant waiter to see if we'd actually any food within the hour, he said he'd hurry the process along. Another 20 minutes later, our shared appetizer plate arrived. Not too impressed, because that left us only 10 minutes before it was time to leave.

The restaurant professes to provide savoury and succulent dishes, and in our experience the appetiser plate was reasonably good. It included three different dipping sauces and a nice arrangement of mango salad in the middle. Shame the mangoes were not quite ripe, or maybe that was the texture they were going for? The prawns appeared to be strangled by some fried noodles, which looked pretty good and thank goodness for the dipping sauces, otherwise they would have tasted quite bland. The standard chicken dumpling, satay chicken shaslick & spring rolls were ok, but nothing overly impressive. And certainly not worth waiting the best part of an hour for (especially without wine). How hard is it to chuck a few things in the deep fryer?

On this small sample, the food seems reasonable, but generously overpriced—the appetiser plate turned out to be an unexpected $14 per person. The wine list seems to cater for a large variety of people with most of the wines by the glass costing around $9. So for a handful of spring rolls, satay, and dumplings with a glass of wine for two, the bill was up over $50.

If you're after a quick meal though, this is not the place to go to. And if you're after a cheap meal, this is not the place to go. And if you're after an authentic Thai cuisine experience, well, our small sample didn't really allow for full assessment of that. At least it's a purely Thai restaurant, and not a cross-cultural mix, like the Szechuan–Sushi place down the road.

We most likely will not be going back to this one.

http://www.thaigrill.ca/
5101 blvd. St-Laurent, Montreal